me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo

macklesufficient:

tumblr user neopats would name his child jumanji

the highest form of compliment

vardaesque:

seahchel:

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it

phoneticmeow:

britney2007spears:

fun on the right, business on the left

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left
vagiskeletons:

my boss asked me to stop doing this

nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real